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I am not a Bonsai Cat!

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Or a Bonsai Kitten!

You can have a bonsai plant but not a bonsai kitten or a bonsai cat unless of course, you want to create a furor. I read there is a satirical website somewhere that did just then when it gives have instructions on how to grow a kitten in a jar. The person behind the website is purportedly made by a university student going by the alias of Dr. Michael Wong Chang. Members of the public complained to animal rights organizations for fear of violence towards animals.

I have been bitten by a radioactive spider!

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I am Spider Cat!
You'd believe me if you'd believed that the science whiz orphan, Peter Parker who lives with Uncle Ben and Aunt May is able to acquire super powers and gains the ability to cling to walls and ceilings after being bitten by a radioactive spider!

I will have to sit on this!

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I will have to sit on this!

'To sit on something' means 'to hold for an extended period of time' but it is said that this is also Fonz's version of 'piss off'' or 'screw you'. The Fonz or Fonzie, by the way is a fictional character played by Henry Winkler in the American sitcom 'Happy Days' which ran from 1974 to 1984.